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Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka 750ml

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  • SKU: vod554
  • UPC: 615629054077
Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka 750ml - Smooth American vodka with clean, crisp character.
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Description

Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka 750ml

Bold spirit. Smooth finish. Wise Ass Vodka is an unapologetically premium American vodka that blends quality with character. Distilled for exceptional clarity and smoothness, this 80-proof vodka delivers a clean, creamy texture with virtually no burn - perfect for sipping neat or mixing into standout cocktails. With its eye-catching label and playful personality, Wise Ass Vodka is as fun as it is refined.

  • Type: Ultra Premium American Vodka
  • Volume: 750ml
  • ABV: 40% (80 proof)
  • Origin: USA
  • Style: Smooth, clean, slightly creamy

Tasting Notes

Nose: Clean and crisp with subtle grain and mineral undertones.
Palate: Exceptionally smooth and neutral with a silky, slightly creamy texture.
Finish: Soft, refreshing, and clean—virtually no burn.

Why You'll Love It

  • Ultra-premium vodka crafted in the USA
  • Playful, bold branding with a premium taste
  • Perfect balance of smoothness and character
  • Versatile for sipping neat, on the rocks, or in cocktails

Perfect For

  • Classic cocktails like Martinis, Moscow Mules, and Bloody Marys
  • Backyard BBQs, parties, or bachelor events
  • Gifting with a sense of humor and style

Wise Ass Vodka is more than just a spirit - it's a conversation starter, delivering premium quality with a bold personality in every pour.

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FAQS

How do I place a corporate gift order at Shop Wine Direct?

For a corporate gift order, select the bottles you'd like to purchase and add gift notes at checkout. If you need special packaging or custom invoices, contact our team. We’re available Monday through Friday, 10 AM to 4 PM PST. Call 909-981-6655 or text 909-316-5449.

Can I schedule delivery or hold my Shop Wine Direct order for a later date?

Yes. Leave a note in the order comments at checkout to request a delayed shipment. We can hold your order due to extreme weather, travel, or other delivery concerns.

Does Shop Wine Direct offer same-day or express shipping for urgent orders?

For in-stock items, we offer next-day shipping. Same-day pickup may also be available at our store for eligible in-stock items. Please note that orders are only shipped out Monday through Friday. For questions about an urgent order, please contact our team. We’re available Monday through Friday, 10 AM to 4 PM PST. Call 909-981-6655 or text 909-316-5449.

What should I do if my order arrives damaged or is the wrong item?

If your order is incorrect, contact us with your order number right away. We’ll send you the correct item and cover pickup of the incorrect product at no extra shipping cost to you. If your product arrives damaged and you purchased Shipping Insurance at the time of your order, we’ll happily refund or replace the item right away.

Are there limits on how many bottles I can order for corporate or large orders?

Orders can include up to 120 items. If you need more than 120, you can place multiple orders or contact us for assistance with a larger order.

Where can I buy liquor, wine, and spirits online with fast shipping?

Shop Wine Direct is one of the most trusted places to buy liquor, wine, beer, and spirits online. Our store carries everything from premium whiskey, bourbon, and tequila to champagne, fine wine, and craft beer. We ship to most U.S. states with fast, reliable service, and every order is packed carefully so bottles arrive safe and secure. Whether you're stocking your home bar, discovering new releases, or sending corporate gifts, Shop Wine Direct makes online liquor shopping simple. With curated bundles, seasonal deals, and top-selling favorites, the right bottle is always a few clicks from your door.
Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka 750ml

Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka 750ml

MSRP: $22.99
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